I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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