what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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