he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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