im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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