Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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