We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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