what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
