tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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