was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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