they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize