You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I am midnight drunk by noon
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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