problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
