I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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