I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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