I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. ðŸ˜
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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