I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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