no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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