he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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