you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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