he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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