She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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