yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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