i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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