I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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