thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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