debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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