The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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