I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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