I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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