And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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