Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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