Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
