was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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