dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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