You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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