I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my shit smells like andre
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Damn victory sex feels great
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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