SEEEEXXX PLEASE
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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