when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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