Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
