I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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