It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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