So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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