i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i would one night stand the shit outta him
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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