i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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