Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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