I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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