Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
time to smoke my breakfast
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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