moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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