i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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