Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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