his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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