# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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