Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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