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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...

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(510): View more from California

So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school

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(563): View more from Iowa

even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair

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(229): View more from Georgia

Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again

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(716): View more from New York

he got a rim job in the basement.

(716): View more from New York

apparently i was the one who gave it to him.

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(916): View more from California

New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.

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