I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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